This made me a laugh quite loudly: (not quite sure of the etiquette of ‘reblogging’, so you’ll have to follow the link for the whole thing :) )
Vidya: So what are you cooking?
Charles: Oh, spaghetti with this tomato-and-stuff sauce.
Vidya: No, what is it called?
Charles: I don’t know, I never really looked. I could go get the book if you really want.
Vidya: Go on, I want to know.
Charles: OK, it’s… er… spaghetti puttanesca.
Vidya: You realise what that means, right?
[From The Pasta of Ill Repute]